A Tiny Bit Marvellous by Dawn French
I borrowed this (and several other tomes) on my most recent library binge and finished it first out of the batch.
To be perfectly honest, I don't think I would have enjoyed this book half so much had I not entered into reading it with barrel-bottom expectations. The blurb on the back cover hinted at marital infidelity and selfishness, and if there's anything I hate, it's literary indulgence of character flaws. I hate it so much when an author creates a flawed character... and proceeds to excuse and justify all the character's wrongdoings. It drives me up the wall. But this isn't what Dawn French does in A Tiny Bit Marvellous. All of the characters are flawed and broken - and that is sort of the point of the story, which is about how self-centred human beings manage to misread and misunderstand one another - particularly in context of mother-daughter relationships. Of course, with a story like this, the danger is to have the characters get on the readers' nerves - but Dawn French manages to create characters worth caring about, even if they do deserve a regular old slap in the chops most of the time. An easy read - a bit sweary for those who are bothered by vulgarity - but a decent book all in all.
House of Many Ways by Diana Wynne Jones
The third book to feature Howl and Sophie of Howl's Moving Castle, I would describe House of Many Ways as an Enid Blyton book for tweens - the domestic magic and quieter personal struggles of the characters don't put one in mind of a sweeping fantasy saga, but more a light coming-of-age interlude of a book. A few plot elements felt forced and shoe-horned in, but I found the book to be quite a pleasant experience all in all, though not as good as its predecessors... I will mention that the mental image of the lubbocks kept me awake a little at night, though, so if giant insect like creatures freak you out then better not try this one.
My Brilliant Career by Miles Franklin
Oh. My. Goodness. This is one of those classic novels that I have always put off reading - along with Animal Farm and Lord of the Flies: I don't even know why I expected to dislike it, but I never really planned to read it until I discovered it listed in my uni book readings. I'm glad I never read it before, because it was horrible. I have a list somewhere of female protagonists I would most love to shake and Sybylla now ungraces the top of it. Ugh. My Brilliant Career has been described as an Australian Jane Eyre and I can see the similarities between the two... up to a point. You see, Jane Eyre actually endures quite a lot of hardship in her early life - abusive relatives, hideous schooling system and lost love. I don't particularly like Jane, but after reading My Brilliant Career I shall henceforth hesitate to call her a whinge.
Sybylla, unlike Jane, suffers only mildy - her family's fortunes decline and she suffers Disney-princess-who-just-wants-more syndrome to a staggeringly annoying degree. She decides that she has been cursed with an unnaturally sensitive soul, and, even though the rest of her family is surely enduring the same circumstances as she, none of them suffer as acutely from the lack of fame, wealth and resources as she does. Complaining bitterly of her lack of faith for the entire book, she abuses her mother as a nag, her father as a drunk and her sister as a pretty but shallow pet. She has six or so other siblings, but, owing to her previously described self-centredness, never bothers to think of or mention them until near the end of the book. She then is invited to go and live with her much wealthier grandmother and aunt, who are genteel and refined and concerned for her welfare... and once settled in their comfortable lifestyle, proceeds to bury herself in self pity because she thinks she's ugly. Well, whatever.
Everyone is charming to her, she resents their good humouredness and thinks they must be laughing at her, generally behaves with the worst of motives and somehow ends up with a fiancee whom she does not believe has feelings for her until she angers him to a point where HE LEAVES BRUISES ALL OVER HER ARMS AND SHOULDER. NOT COOL. But, for her, this proves that he must be really in love.
Sadly for the gentleman, he really is in love, but Sybylla believes that all people are as self-centred as she and refuses to admit that any person might have genuine affection for another person. I shan't spoil the ending for you (in any case, describing any further would bore both of us to death, dear reader) but rest assured, Sybylla finds a way to scorn all friendship from all quarters and end up moaning to herself in a hole.
What a horrible book this was.
Martin Pippin in the Apple Orchard by Eleanor Farjeon
This is a book that I enjoyed immensely, but do not feel safe recommending to any of my readers. It was heavily romantic, in a Grimms' fairy tales kind of way, but without the urgency of your ordinary fairy tale. It was more of a pastoral idyll. The story is that of Martin Pippin, who must free the farmer's daughter from her dairymaid gaolers by singing songs and telling stories to the dairy maids and softening their hearts to romance and love. It is as nonsensical and frivolous as it sounds, and strangely poetic and philosophical at the same time. But I loved it. I'm having difficulty describing this book, so here, have some quotes from it:
"Why, the world's as full of edges as the dealings of men and women, in which you can scarcely go a day's march without reaching the end of all things and tumbling into heaven. I tell you I have traveled the world more than any man living, and it takes me all my time to keep from falling off the brink. Round? The world is one great precipice!"
"Women are so strangely constructed that they have in them
darkness as well as light, though it be but a little curtain hung across
the sun. And love is the hand that takes the curtain down, a stronger
hand than fear, which hung it up. For all the ill that is in us comes from fear, and all the good from love."
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Sunday, May 13, 2012
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
Hello again.
I'm back already because I have finished my books. Already. I finished Dear Fatty last night because I got two thirds of the way through it and realised that if I didn't finish it in one sitting I never would finish it at all. Dawn French has lived an interesting life and she knows how to talk about it in an interesting way. But I found the 'series of letters to friends and relatives' thing didn't really work for me. I kept forgetting who it was that she was addressing in any given letter and feeling annoyed because I felt unincluded. It simply felt like a bizarre love match between prying into someone's personal correspondence and reading a proper book of memoirs. Parts of it were boring; most of it was warm and interesting. Buuuut - I wanted more about Vicar of Dibley! I know, I know, it's such a cliche - the one role that will follow the poor actor about forever, haunting them inescapably... but I was interested. My curiosity and desire for Dibley anecdotes still remains unsated.

Alan Alda's memoirs read more like a normal autobiography. Which was refreshing - and he managed to hit that balance between human honesty and storytelling, without becoming impersonal or spending too much time despondently navel gazing a la Sean Astin. I enjoyed his sense of humour and the personality that infused the pages - he involves the reader in his story very effectively. Aaand he talked about being in M*A*S*H*! So he beats Dawn French a little bit.
It's odd - reading people's autobiographical stuff - it's the things they're reticent about that keep you wondering afterward. Both of these actors mentioned a sort of breaking down in their personal faith in God (or the church at least) but (even though Alan Alda spent some time talking about it) neither really seemed to come to any personal conclusions. Which baffles and perplexes me. How can you lose your faith and just leave the whole existential question to gather dust at the back of your mind? I know that if I didn't have an actual relationship with my Father in Heaven I'd be a horrible gibbering wreck most of the time, worrying about how nothing at all makes sense, but I guess life might make a good distraction if you're good at being distracted.
I'm back already because I have finished my books. Already. I finished Dear Fatty last night because I got two thirds of the way through it and realised that if I didn't finish it in one sitting I never would finish it at all. Dawn French has lived an interesting life and she knows how to talk about it in an interesting way. But I found the 'series of letters to friends and relatives' thing didn't really work for me. I kept forgetting who it was that she was addressing in any given letter and feeling annoyed because I felt unincluded. It simply felt like a bizarre love match between prying into someone's personal correspondence and reading a proper book of memoirs. Parts of it were boring; most of it was warm and interesting. Buuuut - I wanted more about Vicar of Dibley! I know, I know, it's such a cliche - the one role that will follow the poor actor about forever, haunting them inescapably... but I was interested. My curiosity and desire for Dibley anecdotes still remains unsated.

Alan Alda's memoirs read more like a normal autobiography. Which was refreshing - and he managed to hit that balance between human honesty and storytelling, without becoming impersonal or spending too much time despondently navel gazing a la Sean Astin. I enjoyed his sense of humour and the personality that infused the pages - he involves the reader in his story very effectively. Aaand he talked about being in M*A*S*H*! So he beats Dawn French a little bit.
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Many books require no thought from those who read them, and for a very simple reason; they made no such demand upon those who wrote them.


Second post! Whoot!
I visited the library today: borrowed Dawn French's Dear Fatty and Never Have Your Dog Stuffed by Alan Alda. Both are celebrity memoirs - I am unashamedly addicted to autobiographies. In generality they are 100% more entertaining than biographies - even the popular biographies which rely on scandal and rumour to keep readers' attention - though occasionally you come across a dud. I don't reccomend There and Back Again - An Actor's Tale by Sean Astin; which had scandal and rumour and STILL managed to be boring and unentertaining: if you want a good LOTR film book read Gollum: How We Made Movie Magic by Andy Serkis, who manages to keep it personal but still generate interest through a genuine talent for storytelling.
If you're interested (and who wouldn't be?) in more memoirs I also reccomend:
Parcel Arrived Safely: Tied With String by Michael Crawford
Surprised by Joy by C. S. Lewis (I've read a ton of biographies about him and none of them shapes up to be as interesting and gripping as his own perspective)
My Family And Other Animals by Gerald Durrell
Bono On Bono (which isn't really autobiographical in the strictest sense - it's really a series of interviews. Still a good read, though.)
Good stuff.
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